Lukas Lauer

Lukas Lauer is a brilliant senior at New Berlin West High School. He is regarded by many as the best editor in the history of the Norse Code school newspaper. Legend tells that he was born with a pen in his hand and an aptitude for writing. He is so gifted that he graduated elementary school at the age of 11. Lauer enjoys sarcasm, long walks to ponder the mystifying complexities that are bouncing around in his special brain, and a tall glass of Voss Water. When he’s not writing he’s reading, and when he’s not reading he’s thinking about what else he can add to his biography. He wrote his epitaph shortly after turning five and had a midlife crisis as a pre-teen. Shakespeare still writes poems about him to this day. His favorite celebrity is Kanye West.